Ingliš

Do you speak English?
- Yes!

- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.

- Sex?
- Three to five times per week.

- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Sometimes male, sometimes female, sometimes camel.

- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, other animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..